sanay na sanay sa bagyo parang yearly routine nalang eh

may hawak ba baboy baha nga

gawin daw lechon after bagyo

wla nalang satin yung ganyan baha, basta hindi malunod haha

peace in chaos si kuya ah, bumabagyo pero naka upo padin sa puno

its more fun in the Philippines talaga hahahah

gusto pa sana umatras eh, huli ka balbon

huli ka balbon line lives rent free in my head

wanted to back out but too late, huli ka balbon energy

my laugh echoed through the whole neighborhood

yung pig sa baha parang may movie plot

this is exactly what comedians say on stage fr

kung may talent show sa tawa, gold medal ako

lechon after a disaster? filipino resilience unlocked

boss ko naka tingin na sakin pero push pa rin hahaha

yung english fadin ko level up dito